MAN DEFIES LOCKDOWN, IS EATEN BY CROCODILES
Stay home means stay home.
FIRE-RESCUED KOALAS BEING RELEASED BACK INTO THE WILD
Said the koalas: “Are you sure you want to do this?”
DOG SO HAPPY, IT SPRAINED ITS TAIL
This is a job for Doggie Downer.
QUARANTINED MAN RUNS MARATHON ON HIS BALCONY
26.2 miles, on a 22-foot balcony.
HARD HAT DROPPED IN MISSISSIPPI RIVER FOUND ON THE BEACH IN IRELAND
The Incredible (Hat) Journey
KID SENT HOME FROM SCHOOL FOR SELLING SQUIRTS OF HAND SANITIZER
Enterprising little devil, isn’t he?
MCDONALD’S NAPKIN WILL IS VALID, SAYS JUDGE
Waiter, there’s an heir in my food.
ARMED ROBBER GETS FACE FULL OF CHILI POWDER
It’s go thyme.