WIENERMOBILES FOR SALE
In Canada.
RUSSIAN COPS IMPOUND ILLEGAL BATMOBILE
As opposed to all the legal ones.
CHINA IS NOT SENDING DUCKS TO EAT THE PAKISTANI LOCUSTS
Doc says no ducks.
SOCCER TEAM OWNER BLAMES BAD SEASON ON TOO MUCH SEX
His players, not himself.
MARCHING BAND INJURIES
Thank you for your service.
CEMETERY REMOVES TOMBSTONE WITH DECEASED FLIPPING THE BIRD
The family is not happy.
69 DEGREES IN ANTARCTIC
How hot is it?
CHINESE MAN THREATENED SELF-IMMOLATION OVER CANCELED BIRTHDAY PARTY
Like a Chinese fireworks factory.