MAN BITES SEAGULL FOR STEALING HIS BIG MAC
Drugs may have been involved.
KFC ORDER LEADS TO LARGE GROUP OF QUARANTINE BREAKERS
Finger-lickin’ lawbreakers.
TRUFFLE FARMER HAS BEEN GIVING THEM AWAY
Think of the poor truffle farmers.
CONDIMENT-FLAVORED ICE CREAM
Mmmm, mayonnaise ice cream.
MAN LEAVES AIRPORT AFTER 110 DAYS
Says, “Arms very tired.”
BUCKINGHAM PALACE STARTS LAYOFFS
The royal we needs to get rid of the royal they.
SNAKE BITES MAN ON TONGUE
At his bachelor party.
GOLDEN HOTEL IN HANOI
It’s like Fort Knox threw up.
AIRPORT OFFERS FLIGHT TO NOWHERE
Everything but actual lift-off.