KIDS PASSED ON ROAD TRIP, SO PARENTS TOOK THE MODEM WITH THEM
That bytes.
WIFE PUT LAXATIVES IN HUSBAND’S BEER TO GET HIM TO STOP DRINKING
I need a six-pack to go.
LOST HORSE PUT ON A BUS
It beats hoofin’ it.
AUDIO: ORIGINAL WIGGLE PASSES OUT ON STAGE
Blaze of glory.
FARMER EATEN BY HIS OWN PIGS
Farmer Krzysztof always made good sausage.
STOMACH EELS
Take two, with plenty of water.
MAN WOKE UP WITH CHASTITY NUT ON HIS PENIS
He had it, er, coming.
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