LOST HORSE PUT ON A BUS

A horse was wandering on the A48 highway in Cardiff, Wales, last Thursday evening. Some motorists pulled over to help calm the animal. Someone suggested calling for a horse trailer. But then a bus stopped. The bus driver suggested putting it on the bus, so they put the disabled ramp down and the horse went aboard “quite happily”. Accompanied by a woman who had stopped to help, the horse took a five minute ride to the next stop, where it was collected by its owners after being contacted by the local horse warden.
* Horse warden?
* In England, Horse Wardens are the next step up after Hedgehog Sheriffs.
* A horse taking a five-minute bus ride? Is this the laziest horse ever, or what?
* There was a brief problem when it turned out the horse didn’t have exact change.
* Instead of saying “Mind the gap”, the bus driver had to tell passengers, “Mind the crap.”