GERMAN CIRCUS SELLS LION POOP TO RAISE MONEY

A German circus that has been closed for months due to the COVID-19 pandemic is making some extra money by selling lion poop. The Krone Circus is selling jars filled with the lion manure, which officials said can be spread in a home garden to keep pets and wild animals from damaging plants. The product is available at the Krone Circus building. Jars of lion feces can also be purchased for shipment online.
* Lion crap. THERE’S an odor you want have around your yard.
* If that doesn’t keep the wild boars away, nothing will.
* The only thing bad about using the lion poo is having to pick all the bones out.
* The hard part, of course, is getting the lions to aim into the little jars.
* And here I’ve got the kids set up out on the corner with bags of dog doo for a buck, and no takers.