5-YEAR-OLD TOOK MOM’S LUBE TO SCHOOL THINKING IT WAS HAND SANITIZER

Louise Hosie, from Livingston, Scotland, was washing her 5-year-old daughter’s school jacket when she felt something in the pocket. It was Louise’s bottle of sex lube. She asked her daughter about it, who told her, “I was sanitizing my hands so I don’t get the germs.” Summer also had been sanitizing her friends’ hands. Summer said she liked it because “it felt hot and smooth.” Ms. Hosie says she got the lube at a promotional event.
* Uh huh. So THAT’S what they call adult shops over there.
* “Summer, if you keep dropping your pencil I’m going to have to send you to the principal’s office.”
* Why is her 5-year-old daughter digging way in the back of the bottom drawer of Mom’s dresser?
* Well now she can put the Crisco back in the kitchen.
* My hands are always cold in the winter. I’m gonna look into that stuff.