DEAD MAN IN FREEZER COMES OUT ALIVE

An elderly Indian man who was put into a see-through freezer box after his apparent death was pulled out alive when he was spotted moving after 24 hours in the cooler. After his brother assumed he had died on Monday afternoon, Balasubramaniya Kumar, 74, was put in the container so that his body could be preserved for last. But when the freezer-box company worker came back the next day to collect it, he noticed Kumar was breathing and shivering. He was immediately taken out and rushed to a local hospital. He was said to be responding to treatment and cooperating. His 70-year-old brother is being investigated for possible negligent conduct.
* This sounds like the Batman/Mr. Freeze origin story.
* Putting your own brother in a freezer when he’s still alive? That’s cold.
* He’s responding to treatment and cooperating? Sounds like he’s pretty chill.
* It’s a trick. David Blaine did the same thing.
* Mr. Kumar says he’s feeling better, but if one more person goes, “Here – hold my beer,” he’s gonna scream.