MAN BITTEN IN THE FACE BY A CAMEL

A 54-year-old zoo employee has been hospitalized in northern Germany after being bitten in the face by a camel. The employee of the Perleberg Zoo, located between Berlin and Hamburg, was cleaning the camel enclosure on Sunday morning when one turned suddenly and bit him in the face. Police characterized the injuries as serious and said the man, whose name was not released, was being treated in a local hospital, for camel bites to the face.
* Zombie camels now.
* Cannibal camels. Cammibals?
* You’da thunk camels would LIKE having their enclosure cleaned.
* “So, you wanna plod around in your own poop? Fine with me, pal!”
* He picked the wrong day to wear that hay-scented aftershave.
* Then the rhinos attacked.