COLLEGE STUDENT RIDES BIKE HOME, FROM SCOTLAND TO GREECE
Took a month and a half.
PUB INSTALLS ELECTRIC FENCE TO ENFORCE SOCIAL DISTANCING
It’s not usually turned on. Usually.
THE QUEEN’S GIN
This explains the quiet smile.
GERMAN POLICE SEEK “RAMBO” LIVING IN WOODS
Bow & arrow, knife, the works.
MAN BITES SEAGULL FOR STEALING HIS BIG MAC
Drugs may have been involved.
KFC ORDER LEADS TO LARGE GROUP OF QUARANTINE BREAKERS
Finger-lickin’ lawbreakers.
TRUFFLE FARMER HAS BEEN GIVING THEM AWAY
Think of the poor truffle farmers.
CONDIMENT-FLAVORED ICE CREAM
Mmmm, mayonnaise ice cream.