MAN LIES ABOUT A MURDER TO GET HIS STREET PLOWED

A Ukrainian man reported a fictitious murder hoping that police would plow his snow-covered road when they came to arrest him. The man called police on Saturday evening to tell them he had killed his mother’s partner by stabbing him in the chest. Then he also told the police that they would need a snow plow to reach him. But officers did not take a snow plow, they were able to get to the man’s house in an SUV, where they immediately saw that the relative was alive, and the man confessed to making a fake call to get his street plowed. He was fined 3.50 euros ($4.30) for false reporting.
* And, so as not to waste the trip, the cops shot the guy.
* Florida has named the Ukrainian guy an honorary Florida Man for his plan.
* When he thought up this idea, was HE plowed?
* “As long as you’re here, officers, could help me get the Christmas lights down off my roof?”
* He should have called the Jehovah’s Witnesses. They’ll do anything to get to your front door.