CLEANING WOMAN ELECTED MAYOR
She wan’t even running.
AUDIO: DOCTOR KEPT SOUVENIRS OF HIS SURGERIES
The leg bone…ain’t connected to anything…
HELICOPTER PRISON ESCAPE GONE WRONG
Always remember the Dramamine.
ZOO PARROTS CURSE AT THE CUSTOMERS
Polly wants a wanker.
MINE-DETECTING RAT AWARDED MEDAL
Rats, Billy!
NAKED HIKER SPOTTED ON FULL FRONTAL TRAIL
On Mt. Conkle.
AUDIO: MASS WHALE STRANDING
Off Tasmania.
INDIAN MAN SWALLOWS TOOTHBRUSH
Those things need a safety strap.