UK SUFFERS GARDEN GNOME SHORTAGE
Spot the pun in the headline.
MAN MARRIES FOUR TIMES, DIVORCES THREE TIMES IN 37 DAYS
Difficulty: not a Kardashian.
MALTA HOTELS WILL PAY YOU TO STAY THERE
We’re dyin’ here.
INDIAN FACTORY STUFFING MATTRESSES WITH USED FACE MASKS
Why does this mattress smell like curry?
WORLD’S LONGEST RABBIT STOLEN
It’s Night of the Lepus all over again
GUY WHO RODE JET SKI TO GIRLFRIEND BREAKS UP
It wasn’t meant to be.
PRINCE PHILLIP’S FUNERAL PLAN
I love a parade.
FINE FOR FARTING IN AUSTRIA
Mach schmell.
SOMEBODY IS LEAVING HAPPY NOTES ALL OVER TORONTO
Cheer up, you cranky Canadians!
IRISH WOMEN BUSTED FOR TRAVELING TO GET BOOB JOBS
Another case of Irish citizens in their cups.