AUSTRALIAN OLYMPIC HORSE JUMPER TESTS POSITIVE FOR COCAINE
The rider, not the horse.
CHINESE CONTEST SEEKS ONLY THE BEST SPERM
“We have a winner!” – Chairman Mao
MAN ESCAPES FORCED HOTEL QUARANTINE WITH BEDSHEET ROPE
The sirens of Brisbane call.
DRUNK GUY KILLED BY SHARK WHILE PEEING IN OCEAN
This is not a boat accident.
AUSTRALIA MOVES TO BE MORE UNDERSTANDING OF SHARKS
Help! I’m having a negative encounter with a Great White!
REINDEER ANTLERS WITH REFLECTIVE PAINT
Warning: Deer Rave Ahead.
SOUTH KOREA GYMS BAN FAST MUSIC
Sure, no sweat.
RUGBY PLAYER FINED FOR PUTTING FINGER UP OPPONENT’S BUTT
Highly improctical.