PITBULL (THE DOG) MAULS FREDDIE MERCURY (THE SEAL)
Bismillah – we will not let you go!
MEN TRIED TO SMUGGLE GOLD, CASH UNDER THEIR TOUPEES
Or “Cop Pops Mop Tops”
POOR UKRAINE TOWN WANTS TO CHANGE ITS NAME TO “NEW YORK”
I’m in a New York state of Мозку.
TAIWANESE LEGALLY CHANGE THEIR LAST NAME TO “SALMON”
For a free dinner.
THE POLAR BEAR HOTEL
Now you can let a polar bear see you naked.
MISS BUMBUM CONTESTANTS PROMOTE VACCINATION IN THE YOU-KNOW-WHERE
I got a haunch where it is.
FRENCH TIME LOSS EXPERIMENT
The French underground.
WOMAN IN LOVE WITH ROLLER COASTER
She sounds loopy.
POLICE SOLVE OLD CASE FROM HALF-EATEN SAUSAGE
A wurst case scenario.