BRITISH MAN COMPLETES GOAL OF PARKING IN EVERY SPACE IN SUPERMARKET PARKING LOT
Yeah, we know, But what have YOU accomplished lately?
85-YEAR-OLD MAN BLAMES VIRILITY ON COVID SHOT
Get the vaXXXine.
RUNNING OF THE BULLS CALLED OFF
No bull. Not this year.
MAN CONS MANY WOMEN INTO GIVING HIM BIRTHDAY PRESENTS
Told each one a different birthday.
MAN DOESN’T SHOW UP FOR WORK FOR 15 YEARS
A hero emerges.
90-YEAR-OLD WOMAN LOSES $32 MILLION TO SCAMMERS
Don’t ever let your grandparents near the phone. Just don’t.
BIG BIRD COSTUME STOLEN, RETURNED
The real, official costume.