WOMAN RESCUES TINDER DATE’S DOG FROM RIVER
Guy just stands there.
INTERNATIONAL LEGO THIEVES
Crime of the Century.
185 SMUGGLED GALAPAGOS TORTOISES
Caught green-handed.
ITALIAN MAFIA FUGITIVE CAUGHT FROM HIS COOKING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE
He’s totally focaccia’d.
CROATIAN MAN SETS RECORD: 24+ MINUTES UNDERWATER
Holding his breath.
MAN DAMAGES BUBBLE WRAP “ARTWORK”
Also: “damages”
THE MAN WITH THE LADDER STUCK TO HIS HEAD
Steps were taken.