MAN RUNS OVER NEIGHBOR FOR PEEING ON LAWN
Gee whiz.
BLOW GUNNER ON THE LOOSE IN GERMANY
Last seen darting through the crowd.
UNPAID CONTRACTOR TEARS OFF APARTMENT BALCONIES
With an excavator.
CAT TURNS ON STEREO, CRANKS IT
Cats are jerks.
GIRL GETS $20,000 FOR FINDING A PUFFY DORITO
Diamond in the rough.
OVER-ANXIOUS BUNGEE JUMPER JUMPED TOO EARLY
It’s not something where you want to jump the line.
TREASURE HUNTERS FIND LEGENDARY SUNKEN WHISKEY
♪♫ It’s worth the risk-y / Searching for whiskey / Under the laaaaake… ♫♪