SECOND GRADER: “I HATE MY MOM’S PHONE”
Pay attention to meeee.
AMERICANS FEAR WHAT’S IN THEIR HOT DOGS
Don’t tell us what’s in it.
ENTENMANN’S SEEKS CHIEF DONUT OFFICER
Good: Donuts. Bad: Entenmann’s.
THE MOST SELF-OBSESSED MOTHER’S DAY ARTICLE YOU’LL READ TODAY
Mother’s Day. Because it’s all about you.
TEXTING DON’TS
Ix-nay on the eggplant emoji.
HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU’RE OVERINDULGING YOUR KID?
Because you are.
FACEBOOK WANTS TO KNOW IF IT IS “GOOD FOR THE WORLD”
No. Next question?
WHAT GENERATION ARE YOU? HERE’S A HANDY CHART
T-t-talking ’bout your g-g-generation.
APRIL FOOL’S DAY PRANKS
“Burger King’s Chocolate Whopper”
MOST AMERICANS THINK THEY’RE BEING SPIED ON
Genie, meet the bottle you were once in.