NEIGHBORS: WE HATE ‘EM
Stupid Flanders.
CHICAGO: THE NATION’S RATTIEST CITY
Third straight year.
DAUGHTER WANTS TO BE ‘MOANA’ FOR HALLOWEEN; MOM EXPLAINS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
Oh, for the love of Pete.
“STUDY”: MEN SHOULD GO OUT FOR BEER TWICE A WEEK
No more, no less.
“STUDY” FINDS MEN WOULD RATHER DISCUSS EMOTIONAL ISSUES WITH BROS
Rather than with their girlfriends.
THIS MONTH’S “AREN’T AMERICAN’S STUPID?” SURVEY
What are the three branches of government?
MORE PEOPLE BEING BURIED WITH “PERSONAL STYLE”
No more suits or fancy dresses.
SLEEP BETTER WITH A DOG
Are you sleeping… rrrrrufff?
SORRY, THE COMPUTER SAYS YOU’RE GAY
Or, congratulations maybe.
THE ANNUAL BELOIT COLLEGE “MINDSET” LIST
Same as it ever was.