ACCENT SURVEY

A survey of 1,216 adults conducted by YouGov earlier this month found out how America feels about accents:
– America’s favorite accent is Southern coastal
– A Texas accent came in second.
– The least favorite accent is Chicago.
* Can you hear accents in Chicago over all the gunfire?
* Not that these here results would change anything w’all are doin’ round here, y’all.
* There you have it – definitive proof of… what the hell are they trying to prove again?

In answer to the question, “Which foreign accent do you find the most attractive when speaking English?”:
1. British
2. French
3. Australian
4. Irish
5. Italian
* Sorry, Latvia.
* Your accents are beautiful, but you all might as well pack up and leave now before ICE gets you.