AMERICA’S RUDEST CITIES
Sorry, Miami.
A MAN’S BEST FRIEND IS A GOAT
Move aside, dogs.
KIDS CAN USE SMARTPHONES, BUT CAN’T FEED THEMSELVES
Fewer than 1 in 6 can make their own breakfast.
I’LL WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP
Did it ever happen to you?
FREAKIN’ HUGE NERF GUN
What NASA engineers do in their spare time.
GUY LIQUIFIES ENTIRE MCDONALD’S MEAL, TRIES TO DRINK IT
Like a lumpy milkshake, only meatier.
WHAT’S THE THING THAT SHOCKED YOU IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY?
Ask your listeners!
THE WORST STATE IN AMERICA, BASED ON ARBY’S AND NICKELBACK CONCERTS
Also magicians, vapers and Chris Brown fans.
GRADS: DON’T FOLLOW YOUR PASSION. BE SENSIBLE.
Earn a living, why don’tcha?
FLOSSING: A THIRD OF US DO, A THIRD OF US DON’T, A THIRD OF US DO SOMETIMES
Sorry – slow news day. But it’s important, dammit.