NO BATHROOM ON JEFF BEZOS’ SPACESHIP
You should have thought of that before getting on the rocket.
SO YOU’RE GOING TO PRISON!
What do you pack?
GRAY HAIR? YOU’RE GOING TO DIE *
* Sometime.
AUDIO: BURGER KING’S WHOPPER TOOTHPASTE
April Fools!
MEN: DON’T BRAG IN BED
It’s unbecoming.
ANOTHER UPDATE TO THE “FIVE-SECOND RULE”
Depends on the food, floor.
AMERICA’S FAVORITE STORES
Keep the customer satisfied.
A GUIDE TO TODAY’S SLANG
Use these words, and you will be woke.