AUDIO: GOOGLE WILL ASK IF YOU’RE DEPRESSED
You are if you work at Google.
HOW TO CHECK THOSE “ECLIPSE GLASSES”
So long, retinas, it was nice knowing you.
THEY’VE TAUGHT CHIMPS TO PLAY ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS
Can ‘Inka Bink a Bottle of Ink’ be far behind?
AGING BABY BOOMERS LEARNING THEIR KIDS DON’T WANT THEIR PARENTS’ CRAP
No one wants those Franklin Mint plates, grandma.
TODAY’S PUNK KIDS THINK THEY ARE ENTITLED TO EVERYTHING
Entitlement complex.
BEN & JERRY’S ICE CREAM RANKING
#1: Coffee Toffee Bar Crunch
LATE FEES DON’T DECREASE AMOUNT OF OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOKS
They actually increase overdue books.
MEN & WOMEN: BEING ALONE TOGETHER
Can you have drink alone with the opposite sex without it being “something”?
MOM WON’T LET KID ACCEPT ‘PERFECT ATTENDANCE’ AWARD
One should not be rewarded for the “luck” of not getting sick.
MEN IN THEIR 20’S WOULD RATHER PLAY VIDEO GAMES THAN WORK
“I’ll work when I’m 80.”