04 THE BUZZ

24/7 Wall St. reviewed violent crime rates in major U.S. cities from the FBI’s 2015 Uniform Crime Report. Violent crime includes all offenses involving force or threat of force and are broken into four categories: murder and nonnegligent manslaughter, rape, robbery, and aggravated assault. The results are based on Violent Crime per 100,000 people; the…

Everyone has a line they won’t cross.

There’s a video and everything!

People on fitness trackers lose less weight.

Just stop answering them, you morons. It’s that easy.

Their kid has enough presents.

Got anything a little less, uh, money?

That ‘tuna’? Whale meat.

Just because we can doesn’t mean we should.

Also “microassaults,” “microinsults,” and “microinvalidations.”