WAKING UP DURING AN OPERATION IS NOT UNCOMMON
Good to know.
WEIRD FAIR FOOD
Be warned.
HALF OF COUPLES WANT TO SLEEP ALONE
The semi-annual “my partner snores” story returns.
INVENT A CHOCOLATE BAR
(Waive your creative rights)
WACKY FIREWORKS NAMES
Green Eggs and Blam
THE FAT BANK
Save your fat for later.
HOW TO SLEEP BETTER
Wake up at the same time every day.
WE HAVE 25 PLACES THAT WE VISIT REGULARLY
No more, no less.
KIDS’ BIRTHDAYS: THE FIVER PARTY
Everybody brings 5 bucks for the birthday kid.
DERMATOLOGIST SAYS BIG BUTTS ARE OUT
Now we can make fun of them again.