YOU WON’T OWN A CAR IN 12 YEARS
Autonomous cars on demand.
SURVEY: PARENTS TOO BUSY TO BUY MOM A MOTHER’S DAY GIFT
It’s not all about you, Mom.
42% WOULDN’T DATE SOMEONE WITH A LOW CREDIT SCORE
“They may be unstable in other areas of their life.”
AUDIO: MCDONALD’S INTRODUCES THE FRORK
A fork made of French fries.
WHAT’S THE BEST MARRIAGE ADVICE YOU EVER HEARD?
“Third time’s the charm”?
NO BATHROOM ON JEFF BEZOS’ SPACESHIP
You should have thought of that before getting on the rocket.
SO YOU’RE GOING TO PRISON!
What do you pack?
GRAY HAIR? YOU’RE GOING TO DIE *
* Sometime.
AUDIO: BURGER KING’S WHOPPER TOOTHPASTE
April Fools!