HUMANS CAN RECOGNIZE 5,000 FACES
But in your case, I’ll make an exception.
TALKING TO YOURSELF IS OKAY, SAYS DOCTOR
(to herself)
THE MOST-GOOGLED MEDICAL SYMPTOMS FROM EVERY STATE
Paleness? Phlegm?
AUDIO: AMERICANS FAIL CITIZENSHIP TEST
President Ben Franklin would be disappointed.
WHERE AMERICANS SPEND THE BIG BUCKS
Toilet paper and coffee
NO ONE EATS THREE MEALS A DAY ANYMORE
No kidding. Have you been to Walmart?
MAC-AND-CHEESE CANDY CANES
Also, pickle flavored.
THE MOST SEX-CRAZED STATE
Rhode Island, you horny little devil.