AMERICA THROUGH THE EYES OF AN IRISHMAN
A helpful list of what’s wrong with us.
AUDIO: MYSTERY RADIO WAVES FROM SPACE
580 on your radio dial, everybody!
ALEXA AS A BURGLARY DETERRENT: “AWAY MODE”
Alexa will play fake annoying conversations.
AUDIO: DON’T BELIEVE A ROBOT WHEN IT DOESN’T WANT TO BE TURNED OFF
Daisy….daisssy…giive mee yourrr aansweeerr dooo.
USING TOOTHPASTE TO TIGHTEN YOUR BOOBIES
(note: doesn’t work)
THE KIKI CHALLENGE – DON’T DO IT
We don’t have that many Darwin Awards.
DEATH BY SELFIE: THE NUMBERS
#1: Drowning
BRIDESMAID BRUSHOFF
Would you go to this wedding after this email?
ACCENT SURVEY
Y’all.
THE MOST-BANNED WEDDING SONGS
#1: The Chicken Dance