AMERICA’S DRINKIEST CITIES

According to data collected by the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation and University of Wisconsin Population Health Institute, here are the Top 20 Drunkest Cities In The U.S. The rankings are based on amount of alcohol sold, percentage of adults drinking to excess, and percentage of driving deaths involving alcohol:
1. Appleton, WI
2. Oshkosh-Neenah, WI
3. Green Bay, WI
4. Madison, WI
5. Fargo, ND
6. La Crosse – Onalaska, WI
7. Fond du Lac, WI
8. Ames, IA
9. Eau Claire, WI
10. Mankato-North Mankato, MN
11. Wausau, WI
12. Sheboygan, WI
13. Missoula, MT
14. Grand Forks, ND
15. Racine, WI
16. Janesville-Beloit, WI
17. Milwaukee-Waukesha-West Allis, WI
18. Lincoln, NE
19. Iowa City, IA
20. Corvallis, OR
* On, Wisconsin!
* The Wisconsin state sport is liver failure.
* That state really needs a hobby or something.
* Minnesota, Iowa, Illinois and Michigan Upper Peninsula need to stage an intervention.
* Fargo is number 5. But, come on, Fargoans, if you all work together and try real hard, and if there’s just one more blizzard than usual next winter, you should be able to grab the crown away from Wisconsin.