AUDIO: NOW, KIDS ARE USING TOO MUCH TOOTHPASTE
Make up your minds.
WE MAKE BAD FINANCIAL DECISIONS 8 TIMES A MONTH
i.e., spending what you don’t have.
HALF OF US HAVE LOUSY HANDWRITING
Chicken scratch.
THE BEST JOBS
… are the boring ones.
BABY REVEAL LASAGNA
Blue lasagna.
THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A MICRO PIG
So stop buying them as pets.
THE “TEN YEAR CHALLENGE” COULD JUST BE DATA COLLECTION MINING
Facial recognition algorithms.
GREAT BAND NAMES OF 2018
Stupid Crybabies
HUSBAND CRITICIZES PREGNANT WIFE FOR BEING “LAZY”
And, he’s a doctor!