ELECTRIC CHOPSTICKS
Make food taste better.
Make food taste better.
The other man’s grass is always his.
A helpful list of what’s wrong with us.
580 on your radio dial, everybody!
Alexa will play fake annoying conversations.
Daisy….daisssy…giive mee yourrr aansweeerr dooo.
(note: doesn’t work)
We don’t have that many Darwin Awards.
#1: Drowning
Would you go to this wedding after this email?