COVER CLAMP KEEPS PARTNER FROM STEALING YOUR BLANKET
Finally.
NO ONE EATS THREE MEALS A DAY ANYMORE
No kidding. Have you been to Walmart?
MAC-AND-CHEESE CANDY CANES
Also, pickle flavored.
THE MOST SEX-CRAZED STATE
Rhode Island, you horny little devil.
BRIDEZILLA SENDS WEDDING RULES
“Come with gift $75 or more or you won’t be admitted.”
PRE-SEX RITUAL
Who answers these surveys?
LAWN MOWER PARENTS
Mowing all obstacles out of their kid’s way.
WALMART’S 40 MOST-WANTED TOYS THIS CHRISTMAS
According to actual children.
THE IG NOBLE PRIZES
Kidney stones? Head to Disney World.