BEARDS ARE SEXIER NOW
That’s what I tell my wife, anyway.
SURVEY FROM STEAK COMPANY SAYS WE’RE GETTING TIRED OF TURKEY AT THANKSGIVING
Your plan won’t work, Omaha Steaks.
2018 TOY HALL OF FAME WINNERS
Uno? Lame.
THE MOST-GOOGLED THANKSGIVING RECIPES IN EVERY STATE
Who doesn’t know how to make Jell-o?
OPRAH’S FAVORITE THINGS 2018
The minions aren’t happy with the prices.
THE FATTEST/SLIMMEST STATES
Colorado, you should eat something.
ARCHERY DODGEBALL
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge an arrow.
DON’T SPANK YOUR SNOWFLAKE
Also, no sarcasm.