HOLIDAY OFFICE PARTIES GONE BAD
Pffft… amateurs.
HOT CHEETOS TURKEY
Coat your bird in crushed Cheetos.
SLAUGHTER YOUR OWN TURKEY: $150
Do it. DO IT.
ON-LINE SHOPPING SURVEY
Everything now.
LEARN ABOUT YOUR TURKEY BEFORE YOU KILL IT, PLUCK IT, COOK IT, CARVE IT AND EAT IT
Your turkey has a backstory.
AT LAST, A FACEBOOK “UNSEND” BUTTON
Coming soon…ish
OED WORD OF THE YEAR: “TOXIC”
Voted on by a bunch of incels.
BEARDS ARE SEXIER NOW
That’s what I tell my wife, anyway.