WHICH CANDY SHOULD GO AWAY FOREVER?
Snickers, Reese’s, KitKat, Milky Way, M&Ms or Twix.
THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACE TO WALK: FLORIDA
Watch your step.
THE CURE FOR “RESTING BITCH FACE”
B-o-t-o-x.
THE 2019 IGNOBLE PRIZES
The left one is warmer.
ANNUAL CIVICS SURVEY
What are civics?
TOY HALL OF FAME NOMINEES
Care Bears are lame.
BEAUTY HACK FOR FULLER LIPS: SUPER GLUE
Like an invisible fishhook.
NON-DATING TEENS HAVE BETTER SOCIAL SKILLS
Suppress those hormones, kids.
NEW ALGORITHM PREDICTS WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO QUIT YOUR JOB
John Bolton: “It really works!”
SCIENTISTS MAY HAVE HIT ON ANTI-AGING FORMULA
Keith Richards is way ahead of you, fellas.