AUDIO: COSTCO SELLS BEER-A-DAY ADVENT CALENDAR FOR CHRISTMAS
Customers have been sharing pictures online of a new, massive, beer-themed advent calendar on sale at Costco. Advent calendars are used to count down the 24 days before Christmas, starting on December 1st. The box has 24 doors. Each day, you open a door to find a different can of exclusive imported German beers collected together by Kalea, a German beer company, which says the beers come from privately-owned breweries all over Germany. The beer-a-day advent calendar sells for $59.99.
* If you find yourself buying two or three of these just for yourself, you might consider seeking help.
* Advent? You could be on the advent of alcoholism.
* A beer-a-day for Christmas. Just like the baby Jesus would have wanted.
* This is great ’cause you can start packing on the extra holiday pounds weeks before Christmas.
* It’s about time grown-ups started taking back Christmas from the kiddos.
CLIP: Stan Freberg’s “We wish you a merry Christmas / And please buy our beer.”
