HOW TO TELL IF A GUY WILL BE GREAT IN BED

British tabloid The Sun has come up with some ways to tell if a man is going to be good in bed or not, based on… well, based on a variety of questionable studies.
He’ll be good in bed if:
– He has a relaxed posture.
– He is an organizer.
– Is left-handed.
– Likes coffee ice cream.
– He bites his nails.
– He can bend his thumb back.
– If he writes the letter ‘y’ with a loop.
– He likes using lots of emojis.
* His name is Leonardo DiCaprio.
* Well, time to learn how to bend my thumb back.
* What’s an emoji?

He will be a disappointment if:
– He doesn’t brush his teeth twice a day.
– He wolfs down his food.
– Eats a lot of candy.
– Has a stressed posture.
– Has a short stride while walking.
– Likes cycling.
– You’re close friends with his friends.
* That’s not my candy dish on my desk. That belongs to (your co-host, news guy, etc.).
* Get that Nobel Prize ready for whoever came up with this list.