SURVEY: FARMERS HAVE A LOT OF SEX

A new survey of 2,000 men and women in the UK, from sex toy maker Lelo, claims farmers have the most sex of any profession. One third of farmers surveyed claim to have sex at least once a day. Farmers were closely followed by architects, with 21% of them claiming to have sex once a day, and hairdressers, 17% saying they do it daily. Journalists are the least likely to get it on, with one fifth claiming they only had sex once a month.
* Fake news, say the journalists.
* Someone tell the Scottish farmers the survey meant “with a person”.
* Are we talking Hor-ticulture here, or what?
* Farmers are always making with the romantic talk, like “How’d you like to get ploughed?”
* What exactly do they mean by “animal husbandry” over there?
* All things considered, I’d rather be an architect.