QUICKEST FIX FOR THE ENVIRONMENT: PLANT A BIG BUNCH OF TREES
Anyone got a trillion trees?
THE BEST SONG ABOUT EVERY STATE
How’d they do for your state?
WOULD YOU MOOCH UNEATEN FOOD FROM AN ABANDONED TABLE?
You gonna eat that?
COMPANIES SEEK WORKERS FOR WACKY, FREE PUBLICITY
Not around here, bub.
AUDIO: GEN-Z DOESN’T USE DEODORANT
Yes, we know.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH $10 MILLION?
But not a real fur coat, that’s cruel.
OUR FAVORITE VEGETABLES
Yay, corn.
AUDIO: SHOCK BRACELET HELPS YOU BREAK HABITS
The Pavlok wrist band.
TWO WOMEN WILL NAME YOUR BABY IF YOU PAY THEM MONEY
…and if you are stupid.