NEW DATING APP POSTPONES PICTURES
Like “The Bachelor”, if everyone had a bag over their head.
THE BROOM-STANDING TRICK
Did you fall for it?
“VALENTIGHTING”: WHEN YOU’RE TOO CHEAP TO BUY A GIFT
You know who you are.
MYSTERY RADIO SIGNAL FROM 500 LIGHT YEARS AWAY REPEATS EVERY 16 DAYS
D – R – I – N – K – Y – O – U – R – O- V- A – L – T – I – ….
MERIT BADGES FOR ADULTING
Like Boy Scouts, but funnier.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Read ’em, roast ’em and rank ’em.
THE MOST-LIKED AND MOST-DISLIKED CLASSIC BOOKS
Tequila Mockingbird
MOST POPULAR SUPER BOWL SNACK (YEAH, RIGHT)
Cocktail wieners, just as you suspected.
THE MEAT PATCH
Scratch-n-sniff.
THIS YEAR’S MOST UNUSUAL SUPER BOWL PROP BETS
Hammer time.