AMERICANS WOULD RATHER EAT PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST

According to a new survey, the majority of Americans – 53 percent – said they would rather eat cold pizza for breakfast over more traditional options like cereal or eggs. The survey was conducted, not surprisingly, by Slice, a mobile pizza-ordering app.
* Pizza, instead of cereal or eggs? Why not all?
* Is this saying we’re supposed to order a cold pizza for breakfast using a pizza-ordering app?
* How about a cereal that’s little triangle-shaped pieces of cold pizza?
* They’re forgetting the most important part of eating cold pizza for breakfast – the hangover.