AUDIO: THE RUDEST THINGS YOU CAN DO AT A FUNERAL
Oh, we could think of worse things.
ORANGE CHEETOS RESIDUE NOW CALLED “CHEETLE”
Who Cheetled my nice white sofa?
HUMANS ARE GETTING COLDER
And Leon is getting la-a-a-a-r-r-ger.
DIRTY DIAPER SENSOR
Another crappy app.
HEY, A BRAND NEW BIT!!! THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Something new for your show!
NEW GIRL SCOUT COOKIE: LEMON-UPS
Stamped with positive affirmations.
NEW TECH COMING TO THE CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW
The future is here!
MEDITERRANEAN DIET THE BEST
If a diet can be such a thing.
MONKEYS THROW ROCKS AT TREES TO MAKE MUSIC
Hey hey, they’re the Monkees.
THE RUDEST AMERICAN CITIES
And it’s true, you jerks.