GOOGLE’S MOST SEARCHED-FOR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
#1: It shouldn’t surprise you.
TEENS FAVORITE FAST FOOD: CHICK-FIL-A
Where your kids are spending your money.
SURVEY: FARMERS HAVE A LOT OF SEX
Horticulture.
AUDIO: COSTCO SELLS BEER-A-DAY ADVENT CALENDAR FOR CHRISTMAS
Just like the baby Jesus would have wanted.
LEAST FAVORITE HALLOWEEN CANDY
For the umpteenth consecutive year: Candy Corn.
ROBOT CATS
For the elderly.
MEN AREN’T EARNING ENOUGH TO MAKE GOOD HUSBANDS
Step it up, guys.
HOW TO TELL IF A GUY WILL BE GREAT IN BED
The science is sound.
THE OLD MAYONNAISE SWITCHEROO
Let’s see if she notices.