PLAYING “HARD TO GET” WORKS
Makes you seem “in demand”.
CDC: AMERICANS MISUSE CLEANING PRODUCTS
Americans are idiots.
EXPECTANT FATHER WANTS TO NAME THE BABY “CUBE”
That’s crazy times three.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Which is dumber?
KIDS LIKE BOOKS EXPLAINING HOW THE WORLD WORKS
Everything Your 3-Year-Old Wanted To Know About Sex
SEX? WEAR A MASK
Although, for you, a paper bag.
SHOULD I LET MY FIANCE’S FAMILY HANG OUTSIDE THE DOOR ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT?
Hey, that’s my fetish.
ANOTHER REASON YOU AREN’T SUPPOSED TO EAT COOKIE DOUGH, ALTHOUGH YOU WILL
Stop doing things you like!
CDC GUIDELINES FOR REOPENING OFFICES
Handy tips.
UNTIL LOCKDOWN, MANY PEOPLE HAD NO IDEA WHAT THEIR PARTNER REALLY DID AT WORK
“They have lots of meetings.”