MERIT BADGES FOR ADULTING
Like Boy Scouts, but funnier.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Read ’em, roast ’em and rank ’em.
THE MOST-LIKED AND MOST-DISLIKED CLASSIC BOOKS
Tequila Mockingbird
MOST POPULAR SUPER BOWL SNACK (YEAH, RIGHT)
Cocktail wieners, just as you suspected.
THE MEAT PATCH
Scratch-n-sniff.
THIS YEAR’S MOST UNUSUAL SUPER BOWL PROP BETS
Hammer time.
OUR SHARED CULTURAL EXPERIENCES
Libraries > movies
YOUR 2020 CAMPAIGN SLOGAN
Your Name + 2020 + the last thing you said to your pet
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Discuss, and rank.