POLL: WE LIKE VALENTINE’S DAY MORE THAN CHRISTMAS
Hooray for love! (Sorry, Jesus.)
SQUIRRELS THAT AREN’T AMBIDEXTROUS ARE STUPIDER
At least, that’s the chatter around the lab.
BILLIONAIRES MEET AT DAVOS
Where the elite meet to eat!
HEY, OUR BRAND NEW BIT!!! THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Discuss. And mock.
THIS YEAR’S “MUSIC/TV/RADIO/PODCAST FOR YOUR PET” STORY
Here we go again.
AUDIO: THE RUDEST THINGS YOU CAN DO AT A FUNERAL
Oh, we could think of worse things.
ORANGE CHEETOS RESIDUE NOW CALLED “CHEETLE”
Who Cheetled my nice white sofa?
HUMANS ARE GETTING COLDER
And Leon is getting la-a-a-a-r-r-ger.
DIRTY DIAPER SENSOR
Another crappy app.