WHAT YOU EAT FOR BREAKFAST = YOUR PERSONALITY

The Weetabix breakfast cereal company took a survey asking British adults to describe their biggest personality traits, and then compared it to what they had for breakfast most days. Here is what they came up with, and as you can imagine it’s all amazingly true:
– People who just have a cup of tea in the morning are more likely to earn a lot of money. (* Well, heck – then I’m switching to tea!)
– If you eat a lot of French toast, the chances are you think of yourself as a party animal.
– Those who just eat a banana in the morning are most likely to describe themselves as stressed out.
– People who eat a bowl of cereal are deemed most trustworthy by their friends and family.
– People who eat yogurt and berries consider themselves emotional.
– If you eat Marmite (a food spread made from yeast extract) for breakfast, you’re more likely to be well-read. (* Although, obviously, you’ve never read the label of a jar of Marmite.)
– If you eat smashed avocado on sourdough bread, you consider yourself well-traveled.
– Those who eat peanut butter each morning are the most passionate lovers.
* Dang it – no mention of people who have a beer for breakfast.
* I’d like to see the data on this survey. Wait – on second thought, I wouldn’t.
* Is this why my wife keeps putting a big jar of Skippy in front of me in the morning?
* If you eat peanut butter you may be a passionate lover, but I bet it’s over in a Jif.
* By the way – Hitler’s favorite breakfast was coffee, and toast with marmalade. So – just a heads up.