YOUR 2020 CAMPAIGN SLOGAN
Your Name + 2020 + the last thing you said to your pet
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Discuss, and rank.
POLL: WE LIKE VALENTINE’S DAY MORE THAN CHRISTMAS
Hooray for love! (Sorry, Jesus.)
SQUIRRELS THAT AREN’T AMBIDEXTROUS ARE STUPIDER
At least, that’s the chatter around the lab.
BILLIONAIRES MEET AT DAVOS
Where the elite meet to eat!
HEY, OUR BRAND NEW BIT!!! THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Discuss. And mock.
THIS YEAR’S “MUSIC/TV/RADIO/PODCAST FOR YOUR PET” STORY
Here we go again.
AUDIO: THE RUDEST THINGS YOU CAN DO AT A FUNERAL
Oh, we could think of worse things.
ORANGE CHEETOS RESIDUE NOW CALLED “CHEETLE”
Who Cheetled my nice white sofa?