HEY, OUR BRAND NEW BIT!!! THREE DUMB HEADLINES

In our search for strange and wonderful news around the internet, we often discover odd headlines. We thought, why not turn them into a regular bit? Here’s our suggestion: Discuss these headlines amongst yourselves. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Then, if you want, encourage listeners to vote for the dumbest, or add comments, on your station Facebook page. Reveal the results in the next break.
We’re doing this once a week, or more often if it proves popular, so let us know your thoughts.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Will Royal Baby Archie Grow Up With A Canadian Accent?”
2. “I Scanned My Belly Fat, And It Made Me Sad”
3. “Breakfast Soup: It Makes Much More Sense Than You Think

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Man Wants Coyote Back As Emotional Support Animal”.