ORANGE CHEETOS RESIDUE NOW CALLED “CHEETLE”

Cheetos has now given their official name for the greasy, orange residue that sticks to your fingers: Cheetle. According to a press release from Frito-Lay, “Cheetle” is defined as “that orange and red dust symbolic of true Cheetos fandom.” To use it in a sentence, for example: “My hands have Cheetle on them,” or, “Did you stain my shirt with Cheetle?”
* Or, “Why is there Cheetle on my penis?”
* I’m sure actor Don Cheadle is thrilled by this news.
* We’ve been using “Cheadle” as the word for when Don Cheadle’s dandruff gets on you. Do we need a new word now?
* I would have gone with the Snoop Dogg-sounding “Chizzle”.
* “That orange and red dust symbolic of true Cheetos fandom”? More like “That orange and red dust symbolic of the artificial color Yellow 6.” (And yeah, that’s right from the Cheetos label.)
* Why not do the same with other snack chips?
– Laysle
– Fritle
– Doritle
– Utzle
– Cracker Jackle
– Pringles-ull