LONELY? HUG A TREE
When you’re pining for affection.
PICKLES MAY PREVENT TOOTH DECAY
Look, ma, no cavities, pass the chips.
AUDIO: WHAT PEOPLE TODAY WOULD BE COMPLAINING ABOUT IF THEY WERE ON THE TITANIC
“I have a note from my doctor saying I don’t have to go on the lifeboat.”
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Disseminate. Discuss. Destroy.
ONLY IN AMERICA
America, what a country!
NO SUCH THING AS “NOT MY TYPE”
You might as well let a stranger pick your dates.
PEOPLE JUDGE COUPLES IF THE WIFE DIDN’T TAKE HER HUSBAND’S LAST NAME
Also, people judge you if you did.
SCIENCE: DOG YEAR ≠ 7 HUMAN YEARS
Thanks for ruining that, science.
AUDIO: LOCKDOWN LEADS TO BAD SLEEP
This story will put you right back down.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
All true, all dumb.