AUDIO: 75% OF SINGLES PREFER PUDGY
Uh huh.
THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER SAY TO YOUR KIDS
Eat your peas.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Dumb dee dumb dumb.
AUDIO: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
WOMAN’S HEART WON WITH OFFER OF HOME-COOKED CAJUN FRIES
You gotta have a gimmick.
SURVEY: EAT BREAKFAST, SUCCEED AT LIFE
Then die. (Spoiler alert)
VOTE ON NEW “COMMUNITY CHEST” CARDS FOR MONOPOLY
Go directly to suck.
AUDIO: THE SOUND OF THE PERSEVERANCE ROVER DRIVING ON MARS
They should have sent a mechanic.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
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