WHY DO CATS AND DOGS LIKE THEIR HEADS SCRATCHED?
Because they do.
MOST PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO KNOW THE FUTURE
There goes the weather industry.
PARENTS NAMING THEIR KIDS AFTER STATES, CITIES
Where did Chicago? The same place Oregon.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
A dumb way to start the year.
BEAN DAD, MEAN DAD
Or keen dad?
STUDY: DOGS MAKE US HAPPIER
They worked real hard on this one.
NEW HEALTH CRAZE: FROG POISON
You could croak.
UGLY PEOPLE MAKE MONEY, TOO
So there’s still hope.
ICICLES ARE FULL OF BIRD POOP
Don’t lick.
FOOD TRENDS OF 2021
Bring on the kombucha and pickles.