THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Potato Cod Destroy Robotic Squid Sent To Spy On Dolphins”
2. “This Floating Chicken Farm Could Be The Future Of Farming”
3. “Meet The Person Bringing Hot Banana Ice Cream To Kentucky”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Where Did My Ambition Go?”