THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote on the dumbest one.
Have listeners vote on the dumbest one.
All the hip kids are saying it.
Liquid luna.
America’s most maligned Halloween candy.
Of course you do.
Get jiggy with this fart-knockin’ list!
The least? Cat Stevens.
Ask your listeners to vote for the dumbest!
Turn on the halogens!
And not for flavor.