DRIVER DOES DONUTS IN FRONT OF POLICE STATION – June 22

A California Highway sergeant hanging out at the police station in South LA heard tires squealing outside. He looked out and saw a Mercedes sedan doing donuts in the parking lot. The sergeant made contact with the driver, who explained that he was trying to impress his female passenger, and did not realize he was…

CHINESE MAN STEALS, CUTS UP ELEVATOR DOOR – June 19

A 70-year-old Chinese man was arrested after he allegedly stole a newly delivered steel elevator door from his building’s lobby and began slicing it up with a chainsaw inside his apartment. The bizarre incident took place in the city of in Tsing Yi. An elevator technician was working on replacing the elevator doors on the…

MAN SETS WOMEN’S PANTIES DEPARTMENT ON FIRE – June 11

Police in Renton, Washington, were asking for the public’s help identifying a suspect in connection with a fire that broke out at a Walmart store. The man was caught on security video arriving at the store in a white Cadillac Escalade and going directly to the women’s lingerie section. He was seen briefly (* Briefly…

MAN DRIVES INTO DONUT SHOP BECAUSE IT WAS CLOSED – June 5

On May 27, a California man deliberately crashed his car into a closed donut shop in the Simi Valley. Surveillance video shows a gray Chevrolet Tahoe pulling into the parking lot around 3:30 a.m. before the driver exits and tries several times to open the front door of the Donuts Plus shop. Failing to get…

FARMER SPRAYS ILLEGALLY PARKED CARS WITH MANURE – June 1

In England’s Lake District, a sheep farmer had posted signs and placed rocks to keep people from parking on his farmland. None of it worked. So the farmer, Hogg Hodgson, brought out his slurry spreader and sprayed all the cars with manure. It happened during a British Bank Holiday heatwave, when more than 20 vehicles…

PARENTS BRAWL AT KINDERGARTEN GRADUATION – May 26

A brawl erupted at the kindergarten graduation ceremony at Queen of the Apostles Catholic school in Toledo, Ohio after a dispute over seating. There was yelling, slugging, hair pulling, and chair tossing. One woman was hospitalized with a head injury and injured wrists, and another, 28-year-old Jessica Anderson, was arrested and charged with assault. *…

FATHER OF THE YEAR: SEATBELTS, LICENSE, WARRANTS, TODDLERS, SNOT, AND A GUN – May 15

In St. Paul, Minnesota, a man was pulled over on a traffic stop for not wearing his seat belt. The man admitted to the officer that he did not have a driver’s license and apologized for not wearing his seat belt. The cop checked and learned the man had warrants for his arrest. There were…

MAN ATTACKS COUPLE FOR TURNING OFF THEIR WI-FI, WHICH HE WAS TAPPING INTO – May 11

A man in Fergusen, Kentucky attacked a couple with a baseball bat after they turned off their Wi-Fi, which he had been using surreptitiously. Jonathan Gross, 44, allegedly went to the couple’s apartment, threatening to kill them if the internet wasn’t working again by the time he got back to his room. One of the…

BEEKEEPER SICS BEES ON DEPUTIES – Apr 29

A Springfield, Massachusetts, beekeeper was found guilty of misdemeanor assault and battery and reckless assault after she set swarms of bees on sheriff’s deputies attempting to evict her friend from her house. Rebecca Woods, 59, admitted that she was trying to save her elderly friend, who has cancer, from eviction by freeing the bees in…