MAN DRIVES INTO DONUT SHOP BECAUSE IT WAS CLOSED – June 5

On May 27, a California man deliberately crashed his car into a closed donut shop in the Simi Valley. Surveillance video shows a gray Chevrolet Tahoe pulling into the parking lot around 3:30 a.m. before the driver exits and tries several times to open the front door of the Donuts Plus shop. Failing to get…

FARMER SPRAYS ILLEGALLY PARKED CARS WITH MANURE – June 1

In England’s Lake District, a sheep farmer had posted signs and placed rocks to keep people from parking on his farmland. None of it worked. So the farmer, Hogg Hodgson, brought out his slurry spreader and sprayed all the cars with manure. It happened during a British Bank Holiday heatwave, when more than 20 vehicles…

PARENTS BRAWL AT KINDERGARTEN GRADUATION – May 26

A brawl erupted at the kindergarten graduation ceremony at Queen of the Apostles Catholic school in Toledo, Ohio after a dispute over seating. There was yelling, slugging, hair pulling, and chair tossing. One woman was hospitalized with a head injury and injured wrists, and another, 28-year-old Jessica Anderson, was arrested and charged with assault. *…

FATHER OF THE YEAR: SEATBELTS, LICENSE, WARRANTS, TODDLERS, SNOT, AND A GUN – May 15

In St. Paul, Minnesota, a man was pulled over on a traffic stop for not wearing his seat belt. The man admitted to the officer that he did not have a driver’s license and apologized for not wearing his seat belt. The cop checked and learned the man had warrants for his arrest. There were…

MAN ATTACKS COUPLE FOR TURNING OFF THEIR WI-FI, WHICH HE WAS TAPPING INTO – May 11

A man in Fergusen, Kentucky attacked a couple with a baseball bat after they turned off their Wi-Fi, which he had been using surreptitiously. Jonathan Gross, 44, allegedly went to the couple’s apartment, threatening to kill them if the internet wasn’t working again by the time he got back to his room. One of the…

BEEKEEPER SICS BEES ON DEPUTIES – Apr 29

A Springfield, Massachusetts, beekeeper was found guilty of misdemeanor assault and battery and reckless assault after she set swarms of bees on sheriff’s deputies attempting to evict her friend from her house. Rebecca Woods, 59, admitted that she was trying to save her elderly friend, who has cancer, from eviction by freeing the bees in…

TEACHER BEATS UP STUDENT FOR CALLING HIM “BRUH” – Apr 27

A teacher in West Memphis, Arkansas, was arrested after police allege he grabbed a student by the shirt and shoved him into a desk, then later followed him out of a classroom, pushed him against a wall, and choked him. According to a police report, the confrontation at Wonder Junior High began when the student…

CHIROPRACTOR ACCUSED OF TAPPING BUTTOCKS – Apr 20

A North Vancouver chiropractor has been admonished for certain behaviors—including what they are calling “tapping” of the buttocks. Dr. Steven Weller was accused by a patient of behaving “in a pattern of boundary violations and inappropriate touch” during treatment. This included social gestures such as hugging, along with “openhanded smoothing and ‘tapping’ of the buttocks.”…

MAN ARRESTED FOR GROPING THE EASTER BUNNY – Mar 30

A 36-year-old was arrested near Pittsburgh for groping the Easter Bunny at the South Hills Village Mall. According to the criminal complaint, a woman working as the Easter Bunny was taking pictures with children and families when a man approached her and began to ask her questions, which she passed along to her assistant. The…