A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident.

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Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither one is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest’s collar and says, “So you’re a priest. I’m a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There’s nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. The priest replies, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God.” The rabbi says, “And look – another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The priest says, “Aren’t you having any?” The rabbi says, “No…l think I’ll wait for the police.”