WEDDING PARTY SHOOTING OVER POOR MANNERS – June 30

A fight over a plate of meatballs ended with two people shot at a Milwaukee wedding reception. The shooting stemmed from an argument over a groomsman eating meatballs with his hands. A woman – the cousin of the bride – was in the kitchen area when she saw the groomsman, told him to use a plate, and he punched her. Her brother-in-law intervened. Meatball Hands then shot them both: she was shot in the arm and shoulder, and her brother-in-law in the back of the neck. The shooter, known to some as “Boog,” walked out of the kitchen and took off on foot. The two shooting victims were taken to an area hospital for treatment. Police later caught and arrested 41-year-old Thomas “Boog” Williams, a convicted felon.
* He should be sentenced to sit at the kids table.
* I bet the lady didn’t say “PLEASE use a plate,” so, in a way, this is all her fault.
* Meatballs. They should have gone with little pigs in a blanket.
* She’s lucky she didn’t catch him when he was double-dipping the tortilla chips in the guacamole.