FRIDAY ALMANAC – May 15
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Six in the chamber, three in the backseat.
What a dope. Speaking of dope…
Not a euphemism.
For Friday, May 15.
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Tells him he wants the best of everything for his father. The funeral the funeral is absolutely beautiful, and the guy is very pleased.
Then he gets a bill for $16,000, and he pays it. The next month, he gets another bill for $85. He figures it’s a supplemental charge bill, so he pays that, too. Next month, another bill for $85 arrives, so he calls up the undertaker and says, “I keep getting these bills for 85 dollars. I thought I paid for the funeral already.” The undertaker says, “You said you wanted the best for your father, so I rented him a tux.”
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